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I’m hooked. Love the fuzzball’s name and the side step away from Brenda’s

second name being Chou-Fleur (although written down it looks fancy as hell).

Reminds me of a sitcom we had in the UK, Keeping Up Appearances, where one of the characters, Hyacinth Bucket, insisted her second name was pronounced ‘bouquet’. I had her in mind reading this.

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everytime i read this I want Cabbáge to rhyme with Fabergé.

and then that thought annoys me the whole way through the story

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Well the correct pronunciation rhymes with triage

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Hilarious

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Shoooooofeeeeee

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Awesome 👏 Brenda got off easy, my fuzz ball attacks my face if I talk to him like that. It’s neutral brows and low tones or forget it.

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Ha!lol

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Whaaaa?

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Nailed it.

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